You're my Cuppy-Cake

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Not quite the meme we normally do, but I've seen it floating around and it looked like fun, so, why not?

Here we go, VDR, Cupcake Meme!

Would you look at that? The DR's set out a bunch of cupcakes for everybody to enjoy! It looks like there's a bunch of flavors to choose from, so why not have a bite?

Rules
• Post as a character!
• Someone replies IC!
• In your next comment, RNG ( min 1 max 8 ) for the cupcake that your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same with their next comment.
• Once the character takes a bite, the effects are immediate. HAVE AN ADVENTURE.
• If you feel like having another, the previous effects will still be there along with whatever new effect you've been given.
• None of this carries over into DR play, of course. Unless you want it to.

[ RED FROSTING ]
number: 1
effect: LOVE.
You have truly, madly, deeply fallen for the person you're with. Aren't they so enchanting?

[ PINK FROSTING ]
number: 2
effect: LIKE/CRUSH.
A much cuter variation of the first. May involve stuttering, fidgeting, and general su-su-su-ing.

[ HOT PINK FROSTING ]
number: 3
effect: LUST.
All of the sudden it's not the cupcakes that look delicious.

[ BLUE FROSTING ]
number: 4
effect: CRYING.
The waterworks, they have been activated.

[ PURPLE FROSTING ]
number: 5
effect: GENDERBEND.
Man, I feel like a woman.

[ VANILLA FROSTING ]
number: 6
effect: YELLING.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT.

[ CHOCOLATE FROSTING ]
number: 7
effect: CHIPPER.
Everything is suddenly sunshine, rainbows, birthday cakes and lemon tarts! Isn't the world just a wonderful place?

[ MARSHMALLOW FLUFF ]
number: 8
effect: SHOTALOLI.
Age shift! The adults find themselves as children, and the children find themselves as adults.

Comments

[defender]

I confess I don't particularly like cupcakes.

Ha, 7

[justanimitator]

Really?! But they look so good...

[reaching for one now, in fact]

5

[defender]

Hold a moment, Len. I'd rather you not eat something poisoned.

[reaches for a purple one close at hand, and, after some scrutiny, tentatively licks the frosting]

[justanimitator]

Um, do robots get poisoned?

[he might have already taken a bite-- wait, yeah, he has]

...It's really really good!

[defender]

Either way, it seems to be -- [and suddenly her voice dips into a rich tenor] -- fine...

...on second thought, no. Not at all.

1/2

[justanimitator]

M-- Miku-san?!

[justanimitator]

[might have let out a little giggle, her usual outfit doesn't look very... uh... good on a 'guy']

[defender]

[frowns and takes his jacket and his damn top off, looking none too pleased]

Would you make yourself helpful and get me some pants from the station? They should still fit. And stop laughing.

[justanimitator]

[whoops, caught! normally Len would be utterly mortified and apologizing like crazy now-- but instead he nods, continues to grin like a loon, and runs off for the station]


...Here you go!

[said several minutes later, upon his return-- thankfully he can be pretty quick, as long as nothing is screwing with his balance]

[defender]

[already kicked his boots off, looking quite natural aside from the whole black leather thong thing]

Thank you. That'll do.

[justanimitator]

[brb have suddenly figured out the concept of 'vicarious embarrassment', so loooooking away now, yes]

It was no problem! I hope it helps... your normal clothing didn't look um...

[don't giggle again, don't giggle!]

Comfortable.

[defender]

[Miku (Mikuo?) throws his jacket over his shoulders so as not to be totally shirtless -- not that it can button, though, so he's in as much a state of undress as he was fifteen minutes prior.]

And how do I look now?

[justanimitator]

...A little better, I guess...

...

This doesn't usually happen when cupcakes are eaten, right? Um, I mean, mine was normal... and really good!

[offering it now, in case 'he' would feel better with the aid of chocolate]

[defender]

[takes it but doesn't eat it, staring at it blandly]

You know, Len, I'd have to be a fool to take my chances again for the sake of eating sweets.

[justanimitator]

But it's good! And maybe it'll help you um, feel better? Nothing weird happened to me when I ate it!

[Why, see how happy and and strangely confident I am!]

[defender]

I can draw a variety of conclusions despite that. An allergic reaction. An effect that requires a trigger. Or...

[Pauses.] Why don't you try another, Len?

8!

[justanimitator]

[this is Len. this is Len being utterly trusting]

Okay!

[...not like you really have to talk him into eating sweets or anything, either!]

Whoa!

Re: 8!

[defender]

[...just... snorts, shaking his head at freshly post-puberty Len.]

My point exactly.

1/2

[justanimitator]

[looking a bit unsteady due to the gravity shift]

This doesn't usually...

[oh wait, is he taller than...?]

[justanimitator]

I'm tall! Tall!

This means no more 'shota', right?!

[defender]

[And suddenly, Miku...o is very aware of the fact that he has to look up at Len.]

-- impossible.

[justanimitator]

[hee, looking down at Miku-o-san is fun and funny!]

What is?

[defender]

[In almost scandalized tones:]

...you're taller than me.

[justanimitator]

I know! It's almost as good as being a human!

[aww, look how happy he is]

[defender]

Well.

This is hopefully the greatest insult to my newfound masculinity I will ever receive.