Can't stop won't stop

[iwoulddie]

'Sup peasants. I've come here to do what I do best: meme!

Domesticity meme!
I. Post with your character!
II. Reply to threads! You two have now been living together for who knows how long, or maybe they just moved in and you're still getting used to each other's habits. Can't decide? Flip a virtual coin!
III. Enjoy your lives together! Or don't. Not all roommates are perfect. All the same, have fun!

And, go!

Comments

I couldn't resist. |D

[subjecting]

No.

[brb moving over to commandeer Kaito's bed.]

Re: I couldn't resist. |D

[was_no_monster]

[Eve is protesting that. loudly. COMMANDEERING DADDY'S BED IS MY JOB!!!

Kaito, on the other hand, just rumbles. he doesn't even use it most of the time or he'd me more pissy, but it's still his]

Fine, I will. For future reference, you knock before you go into someone else's room. —And if you sit on my cat, I'm sitting on you.

[subjecting]

Information received and filed away for future reference. [No promises, though.

He doesn't sit on Eve, luckily... he just flops all over the bed. And appears to be preparing to take a nap.

KaITO is an intrusive roommate, to say the least.]

[was_no_monster]

[why did either of us think this arrangement could possibly ever be a good idea. starts to snarl something—

and then stops, looking down at the piano. looking back up

... pulling his other earbud out, unplugging them from his keyboard, and gleefully starting to play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. vigorously.]

[subjecting]

[Ah, yes. Beethoven's Fifth. In other words, CHORDS CHORDS CHORDS CHORDS. He snorts at the song selection.]

If you were going to be such a typical monster, [he says, speaking loudly over the music,] then you should have lived in an abandoned castle with an organ.

[With that, he's burying his head beneath the pillow.]

[was_no_monster]

[without missing a note]

I did, at one point.

[aaand transitioning into The Phantom of the Opera, because after that crack how could he not? it looks he'll still probably have to fall on his backup plan, however.]

[subjecting]

[La la la, head underneath the pillow. The good thing about a piano is that it doesn't have the obnoxious, tinny noise that an organ has. The notes also can't be dragged on and on the way an organ can.

So KaITO shall remain on this bed, with his head buried. This is actually a little comfy...]

[was_no_monster]

[he could always switch over to the organ soundbank on here... no, that thing sounds awful. besides, backup plan is sounding more and more appealing by the moment.

letting the song flow into Music of the Night when it finishes. if he can get the stupid tin can to fall asleep...]

[subjecting]

[KaITO isn't exactly sleeping, but he's certainly relaxing.

He doesn't move much. Just chills.]

[was_no_monster]

[...okay, despite the fact that he kind of hates the robot sometimes and is totally plotting to steal his ice cream as soon as he's sure the coast is clear, the fact that he's that comfortable in his presence is kind of nice for reasons he can't even begin to completely fathom.

feelings are kind of stupid.]

[subjecting]

[Feelings are very stupid. And, without Kaito's interference, KaITO has fallen asleep.

The robot can be quite a deep sleeper, so good luck getting him out now.]

[was_no_monster]

[...8)

slowly stops playing, waiting to see if there's any reaction]

[subjecting]

[Sleep mode activated...]

[was_no_monster]

[excellent. revenge will be his and it will be delicious.

disengaging his gears so he can awkwardly sneak out of the room without the usual mechanical noises. from there, he will be off to raid the freezer.

enjoy your nap :)]

[subjecting]

[Zzzz... you bastard... zzzzzzz...]