RNG SHIPPING MEME

[singingterror]

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THE RNG SHIPPING MEME

Rules are simple! Post a numbered list of your characters here at the VDR, then use the Random Number Generator to randomly pick from your list and reply to other people's lists. They do the same to chose who to respond with from theirs. For example:

Persons A and B post up their lists of characters. Player A rolls a random character from A's list to tag Player B, who rolls a random character from B's list to reply with. They thread with these two characters.

The two characters you roll are now in a relationship. Put all the characters you have into your list; more random the better. Re-rolls are not allowed, but multiple threads are. Have fun!

Comments

[256faces]

[256 pops out and kneels on one knee, presenting...a box of chocolate covered bananas!]

I was going to go with flowers, but they're so useless!

[controllen]

[AHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO... give me a present? Well. M-Maybe not all strangers are bad ones.]

Um, thanks... That's really nice of you... But do I know you?

[256faces]

Of course you don't! I don't know you either!

[Best way to start things off!]

[controllen]

Um... Then why do you want to give me things if you don't know me?

[For some odd reason, Receiver isn't creeped out like he would usually be... It's actually kind of nice to be admired from afar, right?]

[256faces]

Because I simply can!

[And also weeks of stalking and research.]

If you don't want them, I can simply take them back and throw them away. [Because he's not gonna eat it.]

[controllen]

N-No! I really do want them.

A-And I wouldn't mind getting to know a nice person here...

[Yes he will be the Bella to your Edward.]

[256faces]

[asdfghjkl APPROPRIATE.]

Likewise! There are a few individuals here who aren't so fond of me. [For valid reasons.] But I'm but a harmless resident of this ...far away land!

[controllen]

You definitely seem to be harmless... I'm glad. Most people here would be stalking me so they could stab a knife in my back.

[HA. HA HA.]

[256faces]

That's quite cruel! [And messy. Blood is hard to get out of his suit.] I don't even carry a knife, just so you know.

[Cherry bombs, maybe. But no knife.]

[controllen]

That's good to hear. I don't have anything either.

[Why does Rec attract all the yanderes?]

[256faces]

[He has a gift?]

You should try one of the bananas before they loose their consistency!

[controllen]

[It's probably drugged... But he'll nom one anyways.]

Ah! These are really good!

[256faces]

[It's surprisingly not drugged! Who would have thought.]

Why thank you! It was my own special recipe!

[controllen]

[Awww I-I mean YES]

Special recipe? You know how to cook?

[256faces]

[NEXT TIME! PROMISE!]

Oh yes, yes! It would be silly if I didn't! I am a genius, after all.

[controllen]

[Yes, there must be a next time. MUST.]

A genius? Wow... What kind of things are you intelligent with?

[256faces]

Oh HO! Now if I told you, then where would the suspense be? But lets just say that I'm a jack of all trades!

[controllen]

All trades, huh? Hopefully not any evil trades.

[256faces]

It would really depend on what you consider evil. Many lands consider usually good things to be evil, you know!

[controllen]

I guess that's true... as long as you don't want to kill anyone.

[256faces]

Oh, of course not!

[Not today, and he doesn't care if people die from messing with his many tricks. It happens.]

[controllen]

That's a relief!

[Len grins at the Gakupo. He's not so bad. A little creepy, but a nice guy!]

[256faces]

[Yep, getting that guard down! Yessir!]

[controllen]

[And what are you going to do with this Len once you get his guard down? Which, judging from the slight chuckle at the awkward silence, you've already succeeded in doing.]