You're my Cuppy-Cake

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

Not quite the meme we normally do, but I've seen it floating around and it looked like fun, so, why not?

Here we go, VDR, Cupcake Meme!

Would you look at that? The DR's set out a bunch of cupcakes for everybody to enjoy! It looks like there's a bunch of flavors to choose from, so why not have a bite?

Rules
• Post as a character!
• Someone replies IC!
• In your next comment, RNG ( min 1 max 8 ) for the cupcake that your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same with their next comment.
• Once the character takes a bite, the effects are immediate. HAVE AN ADVENTURE.
• If you feel like having another, the previous effects will still be there along with whatever new effect you've been given.
• None of this carries over into DR play, of course. Unless you want it to.

[ RED FROSTING ]
number: 1
effect: LOVE.
You have truly, madly, deeply fallen for the person you're with. Aren't they so enchanting?

[ PINK FROSTING ]
number: 2
effect: LIKE/CRUSH.
A much cuter variation of the first. May involve stuttering, fidgeting, and general su-su-su-ing.

[ HOT PINK FROSTING ]
number: 3
effect: LUST.
All of the sudden it's not the cupcakes that look delicious.

[ BLUE FROSTING ]
number: 4
effect: CRYING.
The waterworks, they have been activated.

[ PURPLE FROSTING ]
number: 5
effect: GENDERBEND.
Man, I feel like a woman.

[ VANILLA FROSTING ]
number: 6
effect: YELLING.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT.

[ CHOCOLATE FROSTING ]
number: 7
effect: CHIPPER.
Everything is suddenly sunshine, rainbows, birthday cakes and lemon tarts! Isn't the world just a wonderful place?

[ MARSHMALLOW FLUFF ]
number: 8
effect: SHOTALOLI.
Age shift! The adults find themselves as children, and the children find themselves as adults.

Comments

[tankhanded]

It's as if we're toys for some fool's amusement!

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

M-MAYBE IT ISN'T DOING THIS MALICIOUSLY...

[tankhanded]

In either case, this is beyond acceptable!

_{[reattaches the arms with a snap, and then...]}

[tankhanded]

_{[SMASHES PAVEMENT]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[What would normally be a squeak is now a SHRIEK]

[tankhanded]

_{[vengefully shunts the shattered tarmac flying out of the way, uncaring of what it hits, and starts tearing out great clods of earth with a will]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

S-STR, WAIT! I-I DON'T THINK THIS WILL SOLVE ANYTHING...!

[tankhanded]

<sub>[just. keeps. smashing-]

[sent suddenly flying by a towering burst of water from a burst pipe]</sub>

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

STR!

[Skittering over oh God oh God please be okay]

[tankhanded]

_{[hauls self out her own crater, growling.]}

There will be a way out. If there isn't, I will make one.

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

P-PLEASE CALM DOWN...

[tankhanded]

I AM CALM!

[tankhanded]

_{[stalks towards the hole she's been digging, arms clanking menacingly]}
This place is...

[tankhanded]

_{[...starting to stumble over here...]}
T-this place is...

[tankhanded]

_{[...and falls to her knees]}
W-why is this place showing me these things...

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

...SHOWING YOU WHAT THINGS?

[Really wishes she could speak a bit more delicately right now.]

[tankhanded]

....



I am not like you.

[tankhanded]

I do not age. I do not die. I will never grow old. I will never feel pain. I can survive on nothing. It is... impossible for me to see to see things, react to things as you do.

[tankhanded]

And I have accepted that.

[tankhanded]

But... even so... this place...

It's like it's taunting me! I will not stand for it!

[tankhanded]

_{[gets back up with a crunch, and stalks back towards the hole]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

STR, WAIT! [Chances getting a little closer.] M-MAYBE IT ISN'T TAUNTING YOU! WHAT...WHAT IF IT'S TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU...?

[tankhanded]

_{[with an ear-shattering CRACK, hauls an entire chunk of roadsurface off and lobs it into the nearby street... and the pounding resumes again]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[This must be what it feels like to shout at Godzilla.]

M-MAYBE...IT WANTS TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE! TO BE LIKE THIS!

[tankhanded]

WHY?

It'll only take it away!