You're my Cuppy-Cake

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Not quite the meme we normally do, but I've seen it floating around and it looked like fun, so, why not?

Here we go, VDR, Cupcake Meme!

Would you look at that? The DR's set out a bunch of cupcakes for everybody to enjoy! It looks like there's a bunch of flavors to choose from, so why not have a bite?

Rules
• Post as a character!
• Someone replies IC!
• In your next comment, RNG ( min 1 max 8 ) for the cupcake that your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same with their next comment.
• Once the character takes a bite, the effects are immediate. HAVE AN ADVENTURE.
• If you feel like having another, the previous effects will still be there along with whatever new effect you've been given.
• None of this carries over into DR play, of course. Unless you want it to.

[ RED FROSTING ]
number: 1
effect: LOVE.
You have truly, madly, deeply fallen for the person you're with. Aren't they so enchanting?

[ PINK FROSTING ]
number: 2
effect: LIKE/CRUSH.
A much cuter variation of the first. May involve stuttering, fidgeting, and general su-su-su-ing.

[ HOT PINK FROSTING ]
number: 3
effect: LUST.
All of the sudden it's not the cupcakes that look delicious.

[ BLUE FROSTING ]
number: 4
effect: CRYING.
The waterworks, they have been activated.

[ PURPLE FROSTING ]
number: 5
effect: GENDERBEND.
Man, I feel like a woman.

[ VANILLA FROSTING ]
number: 6
effect: YELLING.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT.

[ CHOCOLATE FROSTING ]
number: 7
effect: CHIPPER.
Everything is suddenly sunshine, rainbows, birthday cakes and lemon tarts! Isn't the world just a wonderful place?

[ MARSHMALLOW FLUFF ]
number: 8
effect: SHOTALOLI.
Age shift! The adults find themselves as children, and the children find themselves as adults.

Comments

...2

[pane_dhiria]

[well that won't do. hurrying gallantly over and stooping to offer his hand]

Are you well? Permit me to assist you...

1/2

[was_no_monster]

[yes, this is kind of a giggle]

Unless all of your strengths are equal to your skill with an instrument, that would only bring you down—

[was_no_monster]

[—woah wait why am I suddenly a sexy alto]

...Damn it.

[pane_dhiria]

[chuckles. ... is that a touch of pink on his cheeks]

Many's the man as would scarce complain, to find himself at once in a form so fair.

[was_no_monster]

[sorry, too busy making tentative little shifting motions and trying to figure out how everything fits together to notice]

Most men wouldn't have to suffer consequences as great as mine.

[pane_dhiria]

Pray, what consequences do you speak of, dearest friend?

/gets SERIOUS BUSINESS in all the crack (what else is new)

[was_no_monster]

[her eyes flicker toward him, bemused, but then she goes back to watching her hands]

Because of how I was made, my body doesn't know itself. An ordinary man, if he had his eyes covered, would still be able to tell you what position he was standing in, where his arms and legs are. I wouldn't. I have to rely on my eyes and the memory of how my body is shaped to do those things, and with my body changed, that memory is no longer accurate.

...Unless this change made me either much weaker or much quicker to adapt, there is a very real chance that I could injure someone by accidentally moving the wrong way.

[pane_dhiria]

... Then pray let me be eyes for you.

[he kneels, drawing her hand to his lips to kiss her knuckles delicately]

If you would allow it, my friend, I shall stay at your side. I doubt you shall hurt me, and I shall aid you so far as I might. Will you permit me?

[was_no_monster]

[wait

what m-making an embarassingly squeaky noise and tugging her hand back]

K-Kaito! I may be stuck as a woman for the moment, b-but that doesn't mean you need to treat me as one!

[pane_dhiria]

--Ah, pray forgive-- I meant no offense, and I should loathe to give you discomfort. I suppose I fell upon courtly habit...

... But, man or woman, it matters little to me. To one so dear, I wish to lend my aid. I ask again - will you permit me?

[was_no_monster]

[she shouldn't. she really shouldn't— no matter what the singer has done, he is still only human. she can imagine all too easily the ways she could do him harm.

...she's also sitting out in the open, and is fairly sure any attempts to move on her own will be met with resounding and possibly humiliating failure. and she has breasts.

screw it.]

...Yes. But in return, I want you to promise me that you will be careful. Remember that I am harmed far, far less easily than you.

[pane_dhiria]

[he nods, taking her hands in his]

You have my word on it.

[was_no_monster]

[and yet here you are, holding my hands when I could break your fingers without even meaning to. SIGH

...actually, her hands aren't so different. A little smaller, maybe, but...

tentatively curling the fingers around the singer's, not taking her eyes off of them]

[pane_dhiria]

[he smiles, encouragingly, and then leans up and forward a bit to kiss her forehead]

[was_no_monster]

[hdsjakjhdjkkjkkaheiuhdbxd

dhjsiwoaihije

guirfdjed

WHAT THE CHRIST. jerking violently away and oh, it is a very fortunate thing she lets go, first. just... staring at him, pale and trembling a little]

...That is not being careful. That— why did you even—

[pane_dhiria]

... I...

... You are very dear to me. I wished to show it... I suppose affection made me imprudent...

[was_no_monster]

Imprudent—?! If I hadn't let go I could have broken your hands. You- you might have—

[you might have lost some of your music, she thinks, and shudders.]

...I've changed my mind. I appreciate your concern and desire to help, but I've hurt enough of the people I've cared about through carelessness. I will not have you joining that number.

[pane_dhiria]

[I hope you appreciate the effort it takes not to reach out to you again. it is Herculean.]

... I shall abide by your wishes, my dear one.

[was_no_monster]

[blushing painfully hard at that. nobody had ever called her endearments before, and it's making her heart and stomach twist in knots that she has no clue how to untangle. why was he doing that? why—

oh.]

...You ate one of the cupcakes, didn't you.

[pane_dhiria]

--Ah? Well, aye, so I did...

[was_no_monster]

...

Damn it!

[PUNCHING THE GROUND and then covering her eyes, helplessly]

[pane_dhiria]

[what are you doing STOP THAT 8(]

Kaito, my friend-- please, it pains me to see you so--

[was_no_monster]

Of course it does; but how much of that is your own heart, and how much of that is this hell-begotten place making free with your will?

[pane_dhiria]

[that's. actually a good question. have a thoughtful look as bard mulls that over but doesn't actually leave your personal space]

[was_no_monster]

[that's fine, I'm too busy trying not to complete my transformation into an emotional wreck to notice]