You're my Cuppy-Cake

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Not quite the meme we normally do, but I've seen it floating around and it looked like fun, so, why not?

Here we go, VDR, Cupcake Meme!

Would you look at that? The DR's set out a bunch of cupcakes for everybody to enjoy! It looks like there's a bunch of flavors to choose from, so why not have a bite?

Rules
• Post as a character!
• Someone replies IC!
• In your next comment, RNG ( min 1 max 8 ) for the cupcake that your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same with their next comment.
• Once the character takes a bite, the effects are immediate. HAVE AN ADVENTURE.
• If you feel like having another, the previous effects will still be there along with whatever new effect you've been given.
• None of this carries over into DR play, of course. Unless you want it to.

[ RED FROSTING ]
number: 1
effect: LOVE.
You have truly, madly, deeply fallen for the person you're with. Aren't they so enchanting?

[ PINK FROSTING ]
number: 2
effect: LIKE/CRUSH.
A much cuter variation of the first. May involve stuttering, fidgeting, and general su-su-su-ing.

[ HOT PINK FROSTING ]
number: 3
effect: LUST.
All of the sudden it's not the cupcakes that look delicious.

[ BLUE FROSTING ]
number: 4
effect: CRYING.
The waterworks, they have been activated.

[ PURPLE FROSTING ]
number: 5
effect: GENDERBEND.
Man, I feel like a woman.

[ VANILLA FROSTING ]
number: 6
effect: YELLING.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT.

[ CHOCOLATE FROSTING ]
number: 7
effect: CHIPPER.
Everything is suddenly sunshine, rainbows, birthday cakes and lemon tarts! Isn't the world just a wonderful place?

[ MARSHMALLOW FLUFF ]
number: 8
effect: SHOTALOLI.
Age shift! The adults find themselves as children, and the children find themselves as adults.

Comments

/LATE FOREVER

[defender]

[justanimitator]

[Miku-san and cupcakes? this looks awesome]

Those look really good!

[defender]

I confess I don't particularly like cupcakes.

Ha, 7

[justanimitator]

Really?! But they look so good...

[reaching for one now, in fact]

5

[defender]

Hold a moment, Len. I'd rather you not eat something poisoned.

[reaches for a purple one close at hand, and, after some scrutiny, tentatively licks the frosting]

[justanimitator]

Um, do robots get poisoned?

[he might have already taken a bite-- wait, yeah, he has]

...It's really really good!

[defender]

Either way, it seems to be -- [and suddenly her voice dips into a rich tenor] -- fine...

...on second thought, no. Not at all.

1/2

[justanimitator]

M-- Miku-san?!

[justanimitator]

[might have let out a little giggle, her usual outfit doesn't look very... uh... good on a 'guy']

[defender]

[frowns and takes his jacket and his damn top off, looking none too pleased]

Would you make yourself helpful and get me some pants from the station? They should still fit. And stop laughing.

ahahaha THERE you are

[was_no_monster]

[slipping up behind her]

...I don't suppose you saw where—or who—these came from, did you?

a hero's gotta make a fashionable entrance (also, 2)

[defender]

[not turning around, engrossed in examining a pink cupcake]

Not at all. But if they appeared spontaneously, it must be the work of the dressing room.

5!

[was_no_monster]

I'm not entirely sure if that's better or worse than my original suspicions...

[picking out a purple, himself]

[defender]

At the very least, it means they aren't poisoned.

[tentatively takes a bite. hey, these are pretty good.]

[was_no_monster]

[taking a cautious lick of the frosting on his. some colors are just not good for telling you what flavor they are...]

Hopefully, anyway... Even if they aren't, I'm a still a little suspicious of anything just set out like this—

[and that is when the sudden shift in height and balance makes him— or rather, her—stagger sideways into the table holding all the cupcakes.]

[defender]

Kaito you -- !

[But her exclamation is cut short when she suddenly realizes that she feels... nervous. Anxious. Her cheeks flush a violent red and her heart is hammering in her chest and --]

...K-Kaito?

[was_no_monster]

[I am covered in cupcake and on the ground and have anatomy I really shouldn't have. SPUTTERING ANGRILY, AUGH]

—what in Hell?!

[defender]

[but hark! is that stuttering coming from the blushing maiden before you?]

I-I... well... [shaky laughter] If it's any consolation, you look... lovely.

This thread is getting huge...

[tankhanded]

Good evening.

big thread is big :<

[defender]

Ah, good evening, Strength. What do you make of this?

Hardly a bad thing! ...Also 3. With STR. How does that even...

[tankhanded]

_{[would be shrugging if she could]}

They are confectionery.

...8. i don't... have the words...

[defender]

I meant more along the lines of where they came from.

[ooh, marshmallow]

...I'm going to reroll. 7. Well this will be interesting...

[tankhanded]

_{[would, normally, completely ignore them, but instead...]}

I wouldn't know. Presumably they originate from the place they are made.

[defender]

...I can see this will be difficult.

The question is whether these are from a generous Monsieur Baker or from somewhere less trustworthy.

[tankhanded]

Inquire at the bakeries?