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[vocaloidiot]

POINT THE FIRST: We're awesome. RPSecrets says so, and RPSecrets would never lie to me lest I cry like a poor baby, my faith scattered to the winds. GJ everyone.

POINT THE SECOND: POLL - or, rather, a permissions meme. Your character got any notable problems or things other characters might notice about them? Strange and unusual pings like giving off black smoke or a palpable aura of evil sup Spice cast? Want to avoid specific situations either ICly or OOCly? Want to outline the canon you come from, for people who haven't watched the videos? Alternatively, overly fun things to note about them? Tell the rest of us here for handy-dandy plot inducement!

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[vocaloidiot]

To answer my own poll and to give people an idea of what I mean:

Kaito is... Kaito! In terms of other Kaitos he is the complete and average everyman, regularly put-upon, sometimes despairing, always bouncing back, and once in a while he even gets enough slack to be cheery. Always in Traditional Kaito Gear (tm). While he's got no specific peculiarities about him he effectively has knowledge of all the songs he's sung, and of the songs other robots have sung, and of the canon as a whole, he kind of trips along the borders of knowledge godmoding and gets to play with the fourth wall a bit, especially when it would be funny. As he's actually a robot he'll make references to saving and shutting down, occasionally get turned into scrap metal for a few brief comments, then reload from last savepoint and carry on like normal. Disappearance Miku wishes she had it this easy.

Feel free to do basically anything to him. I am cool with whatever and especially with slapstick violence and/or abusing the hell out of him, and will usually roll with whatever you want to do. He, for his part, will tend to bitch and complain but he's topped by everyone in the world so there's not exactly a whole lot he can do. Roadroller him, manhandle him, drape on him (unless and/or especially if your name is Gakupo). He can take it. Well, he can't, but there's always backups.

[i-am-lengend.livejournal.com]

ghbrsgrfs ohgod this. This is going to be difficult. WHY DO I ALWAYS PLAY THE NUTBARS.

Shinseiki!Len is... well, he's from RIGHT after the 'jump out of the elevator' moment in the Shinseiki PV, meaning he still remembers pretty much everything regarding Risoukyou and Ichiru no Negai. He's probably about as close as an in-PV Vocaloid character can get to being medium-aware, having basically experienced the fact that he and Rin - and assumedly, everyone else - has like eighty billion other lives. Since he's in a "recreate the earth" phase, he may occasionally, erm, spontaneously produce flowers, kind of like a bad Disney movie. Try not to get too weirded out about that.

nasu_otoko is my throw into the ring of the Stupid Singing Robots, though he's not the only Gakupo like this, apparently. He's also not as vocal about being a robot and singing his songs, but takes the whole bushi/HARAKIRI YOURSELF thing a bit too far. He's basically in the same boat as Kaito - feel free to abuse him, and even though he may bitch and yell at you if you tease him about his sword, but the player doesn't mind.

Miku... Miku is going to need her own seperate reply.

[uncannyvalley]

VIIIIIRUS ALERT DELETE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HUUURT~ </weirdal>

WELL. Miku is... technically post-Disappearance. If it weren't for her peculiarities, she would be pretty similar to the singing robot crew. As it is, I took the "uninstall got borked" scenario possibility, so she's a computer program with essentially a bunch of corrupted, virus-riddled files and the mental capacity of a Youtube Poop meme. No, literally; she's going to be memetic at you, mostly because her player thinks it's amusing to weird the hell out of whomever she talks to.

As far as peculiarities, there's plenty. She looks and talks much like Max Headroom (dear god, I'm not the only one here old enough to remember Max Headroom, am I? orz) would, being incredibly jittery an-an-a-a-a-and stuttery and glitchy, while occasionally she might, instead of an actual voice, speak in audio clips, as Spice!Len recently experienced. As stated, she's going to get nonsequitor on you, and may in fact actually be best ignored. Those who manage to slow the glitching may actually find something worth talking to, however. All I ask with her is that you don't get too put off with the meme and nonsequitor overuse, as I know some people might not like it.

I've joked that she may not be infected with a virus, so much as having caught a case of the Home Harukas. Treat her much like you would if a Home Haruka ended up in the Voca DR; something to be hated and feareda strange force of meme weird.

[fillthisbody.livejournal.com]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PALPABLE AURA OF EVIL wait she's not even from Spice

[uncannyvalley]

I THINK IT'S LESS 'EVIL' AND MORE 'SLEAZE' IN SPICE'S CASE OKAY

someone asks me to define "papable aura of evil" in Vocaloid terms and my mind instantly goes to Tailor!Luka, myself

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Okay now to actually reply to this post

OOCly, I am cool with like, everything ever, pretty much? Except for like my characters getting killed and then their corpses getting eaten or something, that'd suck a bit. I think threadjacking is awesome and I encourage everyone to do it when I post. Aanyway, IC stuff--

This Rin is yet another fourth wall-breaker, as you might have noticed from the way she makes an average of fifty song references per thread. She gets a great kick out of shoving the fact that they're from songs in people's faces, because she's so thoughtful and caring like that. You can try messing around with her if you want, but keep in mind she'll most likely flatten you.

inescapablepull is loosely based on this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PposaKrT0C0) video (before I found out that motherfucker was Miku's goddamn dad, what) and a whole bunch of headcanon. She's all sparkly happy kawaiichan, the way Mikus tend to be, but she's also got a nice healthy share of abandonment issues and fear of rejection due to, you know, being a fat smelly lesbian. So she tries even harder than your average Miku would to please everyone, even though in the end, Luka ranks higher up than everybody else. So yeah, basically everything's a-OK by her and she's not even likely to complain, but if you try anything chikaaan-esque you'll not only have to deal with her (she could probably slap you pretty hard), but also with The Wrath of Angry Girlfriend.

focusonmywork is actually not all that likely to stab you. Other than the obvious reason (it would not be very fun for anyone in the dressing room), the IC explanation is that she's taken from after the end of the Tailor Shop in Enbizaka -- see, I kind of figured that once she's killed the guy, it was done, and she continued living her peaceful, uneventful life. This would go on until she found a new guy to go all Fatal Attraction on, and the cycle would restart itself. Naturally, that's not going to happen here because seriously, who's she gonna obsess over, Kaito? Gakupo? because I don't want to go on an IC killing spree. Yuuup. She's also fallen into a sort of apathy regarding the family she killed, so any Meikos/Mikus/Rins should not be in immediate danger around her. They might get a Very Unpleasant Look and a slightly threatening waving of scissors in their direction, though.

myturntomorrow is Watashi. Yeah I don't even know what I'm doing with her so you might as well do whatever you want, haha.

fillthisbody is Rin from Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder. Which means she is ANGSTY and SRS BUSINESS and HAS REGULAR SEX WITH HER BROTHER, yeeaaah. She's also got issues by the truckload ("every time I get hurt I buy another earring!!!", "I threw my loneliness up into the toilet!!" etc), due to said regular sex with her brother. She's not going to show it to anyone other than him, though. She will most likely accept anything and everything with a : | expression, while thinking about running off to Len later and crying about it. Or something.

[synthesice.livejournal.com]

Whoo, let's start this KAITO chain! EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE I'M A SLOW TYPIST. FML.

Congrats on the secret, you guys! It's so nice and colorful, too. I still don't know how this guy got on there, though. He hasn't even been around for that long.

As for the meme: This KAITO is... kind of a regular KAITO, I guess? Personality wise, he's somehow ended up being kinda silly, a little stupid, and slightly out of it. Loves ice-cream, but that's like saying the sky is blue. He comes from an RP and has to jump four walls (often slightly damaging the fourth one) to take a break in the DR. He may or may not complain about things from there, idk. This one's not much of a fourth-wall breaker when it comes to PVs, only RP stuff. Not that he'll ever outright say something like "my mun" or whatever, but he'll allude to it.

I don't mind anyone doing whatever to him. Call him names, say he's annoying, pat him on the head and/or feed him sweet things, etc. It's all good to me.

[cnsdrbly-smrt.livejournal.com]

TakoLuka: Is an octopus! Will stick fast with the suckers, is considerable smart, etc etc. I play her a little based off of Nico Nico's "TakoLuka's Everyday Life Video's," which means she has unexpected skills in things octopi generally don't have skills in. Like cakebaking and MARTIAL ARTS. Also she will sometimes turn into Cthulu, feel free to notice or be oblivious to this as you please.

Note: I also play her as platonically crushing (or as platonic as a mini tentacle monster can get) on Gakupo and also a little bit Miku for hilarity. This doesn't really show besides her being excessively 8D at them and up in their personal space more than she normally is but if this bugs anyone please tell me so I can pretend it doesn't exist in threads.

Akita Neru: [puts up DO NOT FEED THE TROLL sign] I recently realized I've been playing her as a combination of her "canon" self (inasmuch as there is one, anyway) and the Chibi Miku version of her. So uh... Lens, watch out? Also she likes to take/photoshop horribly compromising photos of people as blackmail for when they inevitably annoy her if they are not Len one of the people she feels amicable toward. I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S REALLY ANYTHING SPECIAL THERE...

[memoriestowings.livejournal.com]

Let's see here. Meiko is perfectly normal really. She's not a robot, doesn't drink really, and is apparently as mild mannered as they come.
For those unfamiliar with her song, it's pretty easy to summarize. She's a walking shoujo cliche who adores her Kaito very, very much.... and that pretty much is it.
I'm going to stretch her canon out to say that it includes at least the standard vocaloid set (Rin, Len, Gumi, Gakupo, Luka since Kaito and Miku are in her canon) but they'll be all shoujo-ified and full of fluffy goodness too.
Feel free to poke at her with anyone and everyone when I finally do get around to posting. Brainbreakage is always a plus. (Any not so nice Kaito's around? That's mess her mind up more than anything considering.)

Might as well summon up mutant!Meiko too. She's not from any song in particular though she's familiar with most of them as she's performed them from some point in time or another. She's a member of the very famous group Vocaloid that's currently a really big pop group in Japan. They're currently on Hiatus because her Miku lost control of her empathy and made a stadium full of people go crazy and attack each other.
Currently teaches music appreciation and music history to a bunch of teenagers and surprisingly enough quite loves her job. Also has a major thing for her band mate and fellow teacher Kaito though she'll never admit to it unless she's drunk off her rocker. Otherwise, it's pretty much the same as ever I guess.

[memoriestowings.livejournal.com]

Oh hai. Let's forget all about important things like journal names shall we?

Shoujo!Meiko is this journal here.
Mutant!Meiko is maidenofred

I'm all up for threadjacking, 4th walling, whatever really. I'm pretty laid back and the like yo. Let's ignore character death and the like if we can please.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

>She's not a robot, doesn't drink really, and is apparently as mild mannered as they come.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS..........

[i-am-lengend.livejournal.com]

... chikaaan is pretty much as brainbreaking as Kaitos come, even moreso than the yanderes and bastards. Even Shoujo!Meiko might resort to traditional Kaito-violence on him.

THIS WILL BE LONG.

[futureforbirds]

futureforbirds Kaito is from Old Radio. This means he is not only human, but has a rich history as well! I've interpreted it as such:

It's after the apocalypse, which was caused by a giant war. Even since during the middle of the war, all of the survivors now live in a city with giant walls which somehow keeps them alive and safe from the rest of the world - they are told that it is unfit for human life. They have also abandoned most technology, with the exception of things that can keep them alive (I think refrigeration stuck around, for example), and even those things are not had by everyone because over half of the residences don't even have power.

Now, Kaito has daddy issues. His father was never around for various reasons - serving in the war, neglecting Kaito to build electronics in secret, etc. etc. - so for a long time, he was very bitter toward him, going so far as to block his looks from his memory. If he saw a photo of his dad, he'd go "Huh. That's PROBABLY my dad." When his father went missing, he probably didn't even give it a second thought. He went on living his life, as a contributing member of society.

However, all of that changed when he received his father's will, which contained a key and the instructions to 'collect his belongings' from a secret, locked room in his house. It had always been just kind of 'there' - Kaito didn't like to look at the room, because of painful daddy issues, he associated the locked door with his father neglecting and closing himself off to him. But once he opened it, he found all kinds of neat forbidden technology - a computer, a radio, and most importantly, Mekaito! - a small robot that looked like him as a child. In hearing the radio, there was a foreign language singing a song. [In my headcanon, that language was English. He doesn't speak it - I make the assumption that all tags are actually in Japanese unless specified otherwise.]

Anyway, the radio made him realize that it had to be transmitting from somewhere - there might be another human city outside of the walls. He determined that his father must have collected these things in order to reconnect the societies of the world once the earth has healed. This was all done because of Papaito's love for humanity. Although the robot looking like a younger Kaito was also a symbol of his love for his son. Kaito has recognized this, and forgave his father, becoming determined to follow his legacy. He sent the little robot outside the walls to search for where the radio's signal became stronger. In the PV, he just waited with hope for his return.

In the DR, however, I decided that the signal grew stronger around the dressing room, and so Mekaito returned with that news. According to his master's wishes, he then carried Kaito over the walls and brought him there. Kaito is confused that it's mostly robots here, but he thinks that his father sent him here for a reason and it will lead him to the answers he seeks for humanity as well.

[In some versions of the story, such as the private RP in his journal, Kaito's father was, in his youth before the war, a Vocaloid producer and a massive geek, who cared a bit too much that they were left behind. So the radio is also meant for Kaito to find the technology that the humans abandoned and give it a place in the world. Especially the Vocaloids. Cause he loved you guys. :|d]

He came to the DR deliberately, and can probably leave deliberately as well. None of this "we're trapped" stuff. But if you were to tell him that, he might become upset. There is a "caged bird" motif in his song which he identifies with, and he really dislikes the idea of having his freedom restricted.

[futureforbirds]

Additionally, in my head-canon he is a bookworm and can play the piano and the cello. Most musical instruments survived the apocalypse because they don't cause any pollution or harm in general, and it's a way for people to not go crazy from boredom. So even though he is not a Vocaloid, music is very important to him. He is a little shy about singing though, just because he's a modest person.

Also, while I imagine the Vocaloids to sound like what would happen if you used their program in a Talkloid sort of way, I imagine Kaito to speak like his seiyuu, Naoto Fuuga. He also has his singing voice.

Warnings:
Although Kaito doesn't inherently have knowledge of the fourth wall, I am playing him as a consistent story, so he will remember anything your characters teach him or do with him. I occasionally write out his thoughts, and he will often reference previous conversations with other characters. He is a constantly developing character. So idk, you might want to keep that in mind before shattering his reality? Somehow he's avoided being directly told he's from a song, hahahaha. It's been alluded to but he's cheerfully ignored it.

Anyway, Kaito is mortal. He will die if he is killed. So please don't murder him, although I like the dramahs and don't at all mind injury save for things that would cripple him forever. However, he is like a real person, and doesn't bounce back so quickly from trauma.

Although he is a serious character, I will play anything for lulz, so go ahead and hit him with whatever you've got.

[abovethewall]

Mekaito, or "Little Kaito" is not as complex as his master, thank god. In fact, he's really not complex... at all!

Kaito's dad kind of threw him together in a hurry - rather than program him with a lot of knowledge, he gave him an AI with the ability to learn things. So Mekaito is a lot like a child in that there's a lot you have to teach him, especially things that require emotional maturity. He also doesn't understand the meaning of most physical gestures, for example hugs. However he is interested in singing since all of the other robots besides him do that. |D A Toeto from a while back taught him that it was possible and so now he sometimes practices songs, slightly off-key and in a squeaky voice. [He's like, an octave lower than Kaiko or something.]

His favorite song is Urotander. 8D

When his master is around he prefers to stay quiet and observant, but he also has a tendency to wander off if he doesn't have any orders and if his master is just wasting time or doing something by himself. Mekaito's number one priority is to be helpful and productive, so although hesitant to listen to people besides his master, he's nevertheless likely to go along with any scheme your character would like to involve him in: even if it's just causing mischief, he doesn't really know better.

Mekaito is secretly badass. He was created by a soldier, and so even though he's primarily meant for scouting, his self-defense instincts are fairly tuned. If someone messes with him or his master, he will kick ass. He's not vengeful though, so once the attacker stops, so will he.

He has more strength than you would imagine, capable of lifting any of the Vocaloid/UTAU into the air (and of course, humans, who are lighter.) This isn't really supported in the PV, where all he has to carry is a radio, but what's the fun in a flying robot if he can't give people rides, amirite? Anyway, the super-strength can also be used in fights, so - psycholoids, keep that in mind [by which I mean feel free to attack Kaito all you want, since Mekaito will save him. 8Dd I also don't mind stepping in for other people too, idk.]

[vocaholic]

His favorite song is Urotander. 8D

... s-so cute omg.

[vocaholic]

reflectlen is your standard self-aware, 4th-wall-pokey singing robot who references songs/moontube/pixiv stuff all the time, and who is terribly appalled by the amount of ROCKS FALL, THE TWINS DIE videos out there. He is kind of tsundere-ish, I think? And also the way rinflection and I play it is not exactly as "LOL BLOOD-RELATED TWINS" but more as a reflected image of the same thing. Which may or may not be worse, YMMV, but yeah. He ♥s Rin no matter how much she abuses him, sort of crushes on Miku, and is generally oblivious to Neru's feelings. :Dd

vocaholic -- same as the above! Loev drinking, loev violencing Kaito, loev Kaito, and may or may not 8| at you if you talk about how she's the oldest/least popular. She is also drinking buds with Haku who is more or less her poor, abused, BFF.

vocalecturer IS ALSO A SELF-AWARE SINGING ROBOT. But one who has a day job as an elementary school teacher which he juggles with his not-so-secret Ice Mountain Teru career. He does honestly love teaching, and children (BUT NOT LIKE THAT!!!), as for the singing... it's half "FUCK YEAH I AM AWESOME AND HOT AND EVERYONE WANTS ME" and half "noooo why do I have to crossdress again ;;". Not so much a split personality as just... wanting to keep his two lives clearly separated. Think of the children, please. Needless to say, Yuki tops him hard.

FTR they're all up for comedic violence/abuse (esp. the boys), emo/srs threads, and just plain crack. I AM EASY. \o/

[cigarette-music.livejournal.com]

cigarette_music Dell is yoiur typical, irratable workaholic that will pull all nighters on a daily basis to achieve only the top resaults in his work. He's a total jerk, a jackass and not a people person. His singing, to be frank, is lousy and he'd rather help his fellow 'loids perfect thier voices with the help of his tech genius. He usually despises Vocaloids, mostly the more famous ones in general  but to his fellow Voyakiloids he will open up freely. Unless of course you're someone like Haku, then he's always got to be on her tail and harass her about every little move she does. He may show Haku the cold shoulder, but her loves her dearly even if his true feelings never make the ice crack.

In terms of family, Dell is probably the closest Deruko, in regards to how the two Honnes are of similar programming to the Kagamine twins. They have a strong sibling bond and the two can easily relate to eachs others woes and problems of everyday life. However, Dell and Deruko should never be placed together for long periods of time, as they're tempers can reach high degrees to the point of violent arguements. Dell also has a soft spot for Rin type models due to his strong association with Deruko.

Other fun things you should know about Dell; He hates his crappy laptop with a passion but is too lazy to go out and buy a new efficient model. Often, he'll take out his built up rage on his poor old laptop for any given reason. His poor laptop will always remain a victim. Dell may work for Crypton, but he holds a burning hatred for the company, and likes nothing better to hack into the company server and screw around with top secret documents as a sort of revenge for the mistreatment of Voyakiloids.

In terms of abuse, go nuts. Tick Dell off, rile his circuits. Drive this guy bananas and up a wall! In short, go wild and do everything and anything to him.

sultry_music Deruko is a little harder to write about in terms of canon as she's vague as vague can be. Being Dell's genderbent and twin, this chick is more calmer then say her brother and is easy to approch for a chat. She does share his firey temper, but only when she gets riled up in an arguement she knows she's losing. Deruko likes to flaunt her body and good looks, which is how she's able to move up the chain in terms of work, sleeping and bribing her co-workers and boss at Crypton for any position she wishes. She's a bit of a flirt outside the office too, and will take up any guy or girl who so suits her fancy in a means of raising up in the world.

Like Dell, Deruko is open to anything and everything you throw her way.

[friendships.livejournal.com]

OOCly, I am fine with pretty much anything! But if maiming or some sort of non-comedic violence is going on, please let me know in advance--?! I'm also cool with threadhopping and such.

protectus is from the Aku no series--specifically, sometime during Re_birthday. Even though some people say it's technically not part of the series I totally believe it is. ): He wasn't quite set free from purgatory yet when he got here, but driveyouflat helped (is helping?) him with his little shackle problem. \o/

dojikkoid is another one of those fourth-wall breakers! But she's also derived from Chibi Miku-san. I'm not really sure where I was going with her. One thing for sure, though, she lives up to her journal name and usually comes into posts by way of "OH GOD WHERE DID THAT ROCK COME FROM--oh god did I just smack you in the face I am so sorry ;A;"

When I bring my other characters along, I'll add on for them, haha--!

[deteriorated]

Uhhhh, I guess I'll try my shot at this.

This Kaito is a grandpa an Eeyore from the Waiting in Earth PV. In other words, he's really old and there's no humans around and he's kind of not really the Kaito he used to be. :\ He was just going around and looking for humans and stuff when he somehow wandered into the DR. He hasn't broken down yet! But he's getting there, maybe.

Go ahead and do whatever with him; fourth wall breaking, whatever. I don't mind. (It'll be really weird to him since he's basically a regular Kaito with slight apocalypse flavor.) He's prone to bouts of :( so sorry in advance for that.

[subjecting]

Since I have him, why not.

KaITO is supposed to be a big GLaDOS (Portal) rip-off. I have this whole headcanon thing, but I haven't written it down because I'm lazy and it took a while to think up because a big part of making this character was late night speed-runs of Portal and I really liked the icons because I am a shallow, shallow person. Basically, regular Kaito gets a bad upgrade. He's kind of creepy and weird and all those sorts of things. Carries an ice-pick. Likes to torment human 'subjects' rather than android.

Tagging with KaITO usually results in some massive comment spamming and I'm really, really, really sorry about that! I know that can be a pain in the ass sometimes, so I'm trying to cut it down. He's also kind of stab-friendly, but I usually won't go for it unless the other person gives permission. On the flip side, feel free to beat him up in return. He kinda deserves it.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

[Bad username or site: sloshbot title= @ livejournal.com] is more or less a regular Meiko, theoretically knows all about the songs, fandom, etc (by which I mean, she's lost a memory or two to booze), enjoys drinking, slapping Kaito around, has a thing for Luka once made out with Luka is perfectly platonic around Luka, and will occasionally slip up and allow the Mikus to drink.

[Bad username or site: butterflyscales title= @ livejournal.com] comes from the same video as [Bad username or site: inescapablepull title= @ livejournal.com], and is subjected to the same head canon. She's friendly and quite enthusiastic about making friends here, especially with any of the variations of Miku, and has probably had a mental breakdown or two whilst here. She's as normal as normal can be, and is still kind of unsure of what to make of the dressing room, and the fact that there are robots running around.

[Bad username or site: etotoeto title= @ livejournal.com] is, uh, Toeto? She's small, and says “Umm...” a lot. Also, she kiiind of got adopted by [Bad username or site: focusonmywork title= @ livejournal.com].

[Bad username or site: missingdata title= @ livejournal.com] is from disappearance, and as such is a giant walking glitch. She ended up here rather than the recycle bin, and barely has any memories intact, other than her core personality. Physically, she's actually black and white, and glitches in and out of vision constantly, but is neither entirely visible or invisible at any one time. She can't do much in the way of physical movement, as it takes a lot out of her, but she can take a few steps at a time and occasionally gesture with her hands. Oh, and when she speaks, there's no set tempo or volume, and occasionally things will come out as static, high-pitched, backwards, jammed together, etc.

[Bad username or site: uberleek title= @ livejournal.com] can actually talk, but communicates mostly by jumping up and down on the spot, waving her arms around, and pointing wildly. She's very energetic and expressive, and when she does speak, it's usually only ever one word at a time.

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OOCly, I am cool with mostly anything, unless there's some actual gore/vore/anything skeevy. Threadjacking is just about my favourite thing ever, so please, go for it!

[uncannyvalley]

01001101011010010110101101110101 and Brokeloid are so totally, totally sisters. EXPECT YOUR BIG SISTER TO BE AROUND YOU A LOT for whatever reason they probably play games of Eversion together or something

[maple-birdsong.livejournal.com]

Point the first: W-what Koto is considered awesome I'm considered awesome? *Brb, self esteem is skyrocketing*

OOCly, I'm up for anything but maiming this little bird lover. 8( Plz to not be harming the UTAU beyond repair, kthx.

Koto is...Koto. She's happy, loud, curious, and LOVES HER FAMILY. And her friends. And trees and birds and the squirrels that live in the birch tree in the park and...You get the idea. She's also a little on the naive side. And she hasn't gotten The Talk yet (She thinks babies come from the stork, bless her circuits) AND BIRDS HAVE I MENTIONED BIRDS?

But yeah, Koto is a bird lover, but she likes toucans the most. So much that she's filled her little head with as much data on them as she can. She also knows a thing or two about Vocaloid and UTAU history, and since her brothers and sisters have covered many Vocaloid songs (She's got a Rip=Release, Koto Koto Romantic Night, Love is War, and a Popipo herself), she knows about the more popular PVs. She also has some fourth-wall breaking capabilities, which maaaaaaaay tend to become plot points in the future. (The reason Koto didn't freak out when she came here? She read the comm profile.)

Oh, and she believes because this place is called a Dressing Room, salad will one day rain from the sky. How she came to this conclusion is unknown, even to me. \(O_o)/

She's currently working on flyers to promote Sora's restaurant, which is going to be used to make money for the UTAULOID TREEHOUSE OF AWESOME (TM), and waiting for more UTAU to come to the DR to help. *Enables, enables, enables*

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

Koto is awesome.

[whitesacrifice.livejournal.com]

*Heart attack at the image*

WHY NOT GIVE THIS A SHOT.

whitesacrifice is...a singing robot. She's also the eldest of three siblings: younger brother Sai and adopted little sister Gii. (Who should be here soon if the mun would hurry her butt up.) She will affectionately call them both by Chinese pet names and occasionally assault Sai with ofuda. She's also happily dating drunkkaraoke and they get a little PG-13 in almost every thread. I am so sorry if anyone has a problem with that.

derederejava singing robot. Incredibly protective of Teto and Ritsu, and has an enormous crush on Luka. She's also female on top and male on bottom as per her split voicebank. (In my headcanon one of her eyes flash momentarily when she switches voicebanks) AND a bit of a robo-narcoleptic. She'll run about until her battery gets so low she's forced into a hibernation mode and is allowed to turn herself back on again to go get a damn recharge.

primomikuo SINGING ROBOT. Is prettymuch the same as any other Miku, only is a dude.

remonroboto SINGING ROBOT in a more accurate sense of the word. His project was scrapped before completion so he's nowhere near being finished and humanoid as the rest of the Vocaloids. Where synth-skin would be is plastic, his hair is of lesser quality materials, and all his robotic joints are completely visible should he take off anything. Though he's equipped with lots of bells and whistles like a GPS, radio, phone, and (limited) internet access. He and nigatio have a ~real brother relationship~.

oideoide HE'S A REAL BOY. If you are neither a Rin nor Len and he's talking to you, he's sizing up your value as a doll for Dearest Sister. If you're Len he's sizing up your value of just being alive in general. If you're a Rin he is completely and totally ready to be your bitch. Ask absolutely anything of him and he'll do his damndest to bring it back on a golden platter. And, if you hadn't guessed by the icons, he's missing his left eye. Dearest Sister treatandtrick asked for it so he gave it.

I AM ALSO OKAY WITH JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. A warning beforehand in the rare case I'm not would be appreciated, though.

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>I am so sorry if anyone has a problem with that.

No. Lesbians are awesome. NEVER STOP.

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

Ah, hello there all, Nigaito-mun here! I know I'm too shy to be properly active half the time but my dearest Sayu-mun partner in crime and Portal-kun(Oh pleeease let me call you that it sounds awesome in my head) wanted me to do this so I'll pop outta my shell for a bit, ne?

nigaito Roboto number uno, Nigaito is a super shy little thing just trying his best to get over his list of ever-growing insecurities and be like all the other Vocaloids. If you aren't his Master or his Ni-sama Kikaito remonroboto, he's probably going to have a rather prominent stutter talking to you. These are also the only two people he is able to knowingly sing in front of.
He doesn't believe he's nearly as good at singing the other Vocaloids and UTAU, and Nini's number one goal in life is to be as helpful as possible. He also loves ice cream and green tea.
Ah, and a random fact is that he's a fan of Sora Suiga because of Sora's kickin' singing range.

treatandtrick My only human, Rin from Trick and Treat. She is a perfect angel who loves to make friends to turn them all into dolls or mutilate later. Rin adores her brother oideoide and thinks he's the only person in the world who is useful alive the best thing since they put the pocket in pita.
She does, however, have a bit of a problem with people telling her what to do. I wouldn't advise it.
Her hobbies include collecting and playing with her dolls made of people, cooking your innards, and inviting people over for tea never to return.
She and her brother live alone as their parents were killed in a tragic and bloody accident and their parts put into separate jars for display. You and your muses should be her bestest friends!

Coming Soon to a Dressing room near you:
littlebluesong Robot number two, Ariya Gii is a very new UTAU whom we are fairly certain is a girl, as she has two voices which still confuse me.
Her voice seems to be made from Sayu's, which Sayu-mun agrees makes her Sayu's little sister. She is a calm, pleasant little UTAU who loves to sing.
She is almost never out of her dragon/lizard? costume.

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MEIMEI. ♥

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why am I always late to this stuff-- yeah. AND WOW, AKU NO!MIKU GOT ON THERE WHAT. O.O; I've only had her in here like ... once.

...

:D SO.

• sing_to_moons (since she's somehow become my main VocaDR muse, how did this happen): Is a robot. She's ALSO in my main roleplay (along with canhasleekplz, drunkkareoke, imitation_black, and 25tontrap. Haku, Gaku, and Ritsu are not played by me, but they're all in the same roleplay together), so there are a few things she might talk about that you lovely people might not understand. Like her partner. Who is a bunny. Just like her.
  
  ... Only, her partner is a Vampire Bunny.
  
  MOVING ON, other than that, Luna's a normal singing robot. Except for the fact that she can fall asleep just about anywhere, is shy when meeting new people (read: People she has never met before. She's met at least a version of each vocaloid, and naturally she knows her UTAU family, so I don't think she'd be meeting anyone new here), is a sweetheart, rarely is angry, is MOSTLY nocturnal, sings mainly at night time, and likes to omnomnomnom things that bunnies like.
  
  ... put simply, despite her being a playboy bunny bunny girl, the mun's trying to have Luna act a tiny amount bunnylike herself. And considering the mun has a pet rabbit ... she's had observation time, orz. So far I haven't been able to do too terribly much with the bunny-ness, but I'm going to try and incorporate some of that.
  
  
• canhasleekplz: Is a robot. And is also in the same roleplay Luna's in.
  
  ... she's really not all that interesting in comparison to any of the other Mikus here. She's just got the dumb occasionally. I kinda play her as made to be naive because naivete sells, but she really does want to learn as much as possible. She's got this giant extended family back in her main roleplay, so she might talk about them sometimes (l-lol, the CSI and FFVII casts have somehow effectively been adopted into the vocaloid/utau family, along with random other people. we do not know how this happened, only that it did). Overall, though, she's a sweetheart, and really doesn't pose much of a threat at all.
  
  
• If you see acutelybetrayed anywhere in the DR, she's probably some combination of devastated, angsty, and angry. All Kaitos should beware (especially acutebetrayal), because she might scream and cry at you, and then pull a sharp pointy object on you or herself.
  
  And any Lukas? She'll make you watch.
  
  And that won't be very good for any of us, now will it?
  
  Acute!Miku is human. :D
  
  
• haveaflower is actually a sweetheart, and is only about five years old at most. She likes flowers and will occasionally give people random flowers. She's searching for her robot friend. :( But if she becomes friends with you, she'll love you forever. :) She's human.
  
  
• midorinomusume is still recovering from not being dead. She's not hurt physically, only emotionally. She's also going to be very shy and ready to apologize to any and all Rins for not being dead. It does not matter if you are not Princess!Rin. You are a Rin.
  
  Eventually, I suppose she'll get used to being alive again. She's got shironomusume to help her out, too, so she might lighten up and smile some more. :)
  
  
• mekaito is just chillin'. Yep.
  

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I FORGOT A MIKU.

• shopatfamima IS HUMAN AND JUST WORKING AT FAMILYMART, TAKING CARE OF ALL OF YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS. :D She's not threatening in the least.
  

Also, I forgot to list a few things:

• midorinomusume is human.
  
• mekaito is rarely played by me since Old Radio!Kaito does such an awesome job and I am inferior orzzzzz robot. :D;
  

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THIS GUY, Suiga Sora, is .... ahaha I had no idea getting into this, but I think I've got something by now.

So, main points:

Sora's a "cool" kind of guy. Carries himself confidently, often refers to people by their surname, doesn't seem to care much what others think of him, and is reasonably friendly. He believes in being fair and civil to others, regardless of what he may personally think of them.

He's lazy, though, and will avoid doing hard work if possible. He can be a big fat liar when it comes to this.

Singing doesn't count as work to him, though - he actually has a lot of songs under his belt, and what with his upgrade, he considers his voice to be potentially better than some of the current male Vocaloids. Therefore his feelings of rivalry toward them have increased lately, but since he dislikes drama, he's keeping that to himself except around maybe Teto or something. It generally hasn't changed how he treats them in his interactions, he plays nice.

(Except for that you might notice him constantly referring to them as "the other guys" in a dismissive or joking tone, depending on the mood.)

For the record, he thinks Kiyoteru is the best male Vocaloid currently, and is more sympathetic in general to the newer models.

... He has always been aware of Koto's hidden GAR factor, which is partly why he caved so easily on the treehouse matter. But actually, he has a bit of a soft spot for all his UTAU sisters in general, especially Teto and Sara. (His brothers, he's neutral-to-positive toward. No real rivalries.)

He will occasionally engage in silliness, but usually done with a straight face anyway. Speaking of straight, he's heterosexual.

... And he likes cooking. And curry. But that's obvious.

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As for permissions: Go nuts. He IS a robot and can take pretty much anything.

Especially with 4th walling, he's plenty aware of it.

[musunde-hiraite.livejournal.com]

Since I have a new char here, I might as well drop her words in the meme, since it's still going.

Musunde Hiraite!Miku here is, much like a rakshasa, a "man-eater". Granted, she's not cannibalistic like Conchita, but those who cross her path tend to end up dead all the same. Part assassin, part prostitute (yes I'm using the ZOMG PROSTITUTION angle of interpretation for the song), Miku is a bit of a black widow -- she often took jobs to kill wealthy or affluent gentlemen in Japan, and would get within striking distance by whoring herself out. She's done such from a young age, working the loli angle to its fullest, and met her end through sexual assault at the age of seventeen, leading to a bit of a nervous tic whereupon she'll rub at her right arm.

She's deadened, emotionally, not letting much other than mischievous glee actually push through, and much like scissors-chan, she will very likely -focus on her work- if need be. The nervous tic mentioned above is a sign of worry and distress if one notices it, but aside from that, she remains formal, quiet, and almost cold.

As the DR is generally PG13 and both of her "usual" activities are R-18, expect her to mostly be lurking ominously; she won't often, if at all, threadjump, but you may feel free to do that with her.

A warning, though - much like, again, scissors-chan, any unrequested advances will likely end up with a knife in whomever's gut after what happened to her. Pervaito, looking your way. If you still exist.