RNG SHIPPING MEME

[singingterror]

Blame plurk.

THE RNG SHIPPING MEME

Rules are simple! Post a numbered list of your characters here at the VDR, then use the Random Number Generator to randomly pick from your list and reply to other people's lists. They do the same to chose who to respond with from theirs. For example:

Persons A and B post up their lists of characters. Player A rolls a random character from A's list to tag Player B, who rolls a random character from B's list to reply with. They thread with these two characters.

The two characters you roll are now in a relationship. Put all the characters you have into your list; more random the better. Re-rolls are not allowed, but multiple threads are. Have fun!

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Welp x2

[fishsingers]

(it took me embarrassingly long to remember her username)

Not quite who I wanted, but it will do!

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

Ah, excuse me, miss? Are you in trouble?

[Yes, Red Scarf is desperate to help people again, especially pretty damsels in distress!]

[fishsingers]

[chuckles]

What kind of trouble?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

You know, something a hero could help you with!

Lost people or items, criminals bothering you, even just directions to the nearest restaurant! Anything at all for a lady in need!

[fishsingers]

[smooth, kiddo. But what the hell.]

Nearest restaurant sounds interesting.

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

Of course! Right this way!

[Offers a hand. Such a gentleman~]

[fishsingers]

[TAKING IT ~DAINTILY~ lets see where he goes]

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

[He makes sure to lead the way to a very nice sushi place. Only the best for his citizens!]

[fishsingers]

[colour her impressed! just know she expects you to pay for it]

My, such taste in a gentleman!

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

Why thank you! I try to take the citizen's interests to heart.

[Oh, and he most definitely will pay for alllll the fatty tuna she wants!]

[fishsingers]

[CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE JUST BRIBED YOUR WAY TO VICTORY]

You would do this for everyone?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

N-No! Not really!

I would usually lead a citizen to the restaurant and leave them be. You... you deserve a gentleman to pay for you.

[fishsingers]

Then you have my gratitude, my hero.

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

You're more than welcome, my damsel.

[We are being so pathetically cute all the single people in the restaurant are gagging at us.]

[fishsingers]

[SPOILERS: SHE IS IN IT FOR THE MONEY]

Care to order?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

Sure!

[Orders a simple ebi platter.]

[fishsingers]

[...that better just be the starter]

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

[It's enough for him!] What would you want? Order anything, my treat, remember!