RNG SHIPPING MEME

[singingterror]

Blame plurk.

THE RNG SHIPPING MEME

Rules are simple! Post a numbered list of your characters here at the VDR, then use the Random Number Generator to randomly pick from your list and reply to other people's lists. They do the same to chose who to respond with from theirs. For example:

Persons A and B post up their lists of characters. Player A rolls a random character from A's list to tag Player B, who rolls a random character from B's list to reply with. They thread with these two characters.

The two characters you roll are now in a relationship. Put all the characters you have into your list; more random the better. Re-rolls are not allowed, but multiple threads are. Have fun!

Comments

[defender]

1. Boss Death Miku
2. Seiichi (BadBye)

[unfeelen]

[how did he get talked into this?]

[badbye]

[beats me]

Hello, handsome.

[unfeelen]

[awkwardly, trying to look anywhere but at the other boy]

Uh, hey, ur5elf.

[badbye]

Heh heh... you seem nervous.

[it's hard to tell if he just made the extra effort to peer at len, or if he's just slouching even worse than he usually is] Don't tell me you're disturbed by an ordinary high school student?

[unfeelen]

...

1... D1dn't 5ay 1'm d15turbed.

[badbye]

Nor do you deny it.

[unfeelen]

...

[shit]

[badbye]

[just smirks]

So, what exactly is so disturbing about me?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

[WHY HELLO THERE]

[defender]

[HAY BAYBAY]

Hard at work on the town as usual, I see.

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

[YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.]

Of course. Never a spare minute, unfortunately.

[defender]

I was under the impression that this is what you do with your spare minutes.

Pray tell, how would you pass the time if not for your — ah — duties?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

Oh, you know. Doing regular teenage things. Sleeping, studying, watching TV...

Perhaps going on a date.

[defender]

[amused chuckle] Ah, youth. [miku what are you talking about you're like twenty-one]

Any girls of particular interest?

[yourfriendlyneighborhood]

If I told you that, it would ruin the suspense, wouldn't it?

[Never too old to date a superhero!]

[defender]

Ah. Well, I learned to be very patient when keeping others waiting in sus...

[pauses deliberately]

[javasomnia]

[Hey hey hey~]

[defender]

[hey there honeybun]

Ruko.

[javasomnia]

Miku. ♥

[Draaaaape]

[defender]

[allows herself to be draped on, draping an arm across her shoulder in return]

Pop quiz. How much sugar do I prefer in my coffee, and do I take it with cream?

[javasomnia]

Is this really a quiz, or a roundabout way to say you want me to make you some coffee?

[defender]

Hmm, what do you think?

[javasomnia]

I think I should make you a nice cup o' joe. [Not without a nuzzle before she gets up, though]

With three sugars and a pinch of cream.

[defender]

[chuckles and sinks back into the couch]

Ah, such a lovely, dedicated wife you'll make.