RNG SHIPPING MEME

[singingterror]

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THE RNG SHIPPING MEME

Rules are simple! Post a numbered list of your characters here at the VDR, then use the Random Number Generator to randomly pick from your list and reply to other people's lists. They do the same to chose who to respond with from theirs. For example:

Persons A and B post up their lists of characters. Player A rolls a random character from A's list to tag Player B, who rolls a random character from B's list to reply with. They thread with these two characters.

The two characters you roll are now in a relationship. Put all the characters you have into your list; more random the better. Re-rolls are not allowed, but multiple threads are. Have fun!

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And wouldn't you know it, you got the option that really *does* make the whole thing lolicon. 8D

[mrlivingskull]

[Portals? Totally ordinary by now.]

Well, howdy-do.

Of course, I have the best luck.

[thepointsdomatter]

Saul-san!

[A quick hug before she steps back, rocking on her feet and smiling widely.]

I knew a man once who said the RNG smiles at us all. The most a man can do is...smile back.

[mrlivingskull]

Always a pleasure t'see you, sweet thing. [Oh gods how used to her shenanigans is he]

What can I do for ya?

You are so very deep. *bows* (also that's from something why the hell can't I remember)

[thepointsdomatter]

Nice to see you too, Saul-san!

And don't tell me you forgot already...

Quote from Gladiator, switching RNG for Death, though I probably messed up the rest. ='D

[mrlivingskull]

...Shit, maybe I did. 'm sorry. [and he's sincere, even offering a sheepish little shrug.] Sometimes the cosmos screw with a man's way a' visions.

Tell me what's on yer mind.

CALLED IT. Had to watch that movie in class once XD

[thepointsdomatter]

[Saul really forgot? Rin pouts a little, but tries not to get too upset.]

R-Remember how I made a portal and it led to some sort of carnival? And you wanted to come with me?

That so? =D It's a favorite, first saw it forever ago.

[mrlivingskull]

[...shakes his head, but offers quick reassurance:]

Worlds musta been screwin' with my head again, but don't worry - if 's still goin' on, we can head on up right now. Sounds like a great fun time.


[Please to be not getting upset, Rin-chan. =<]

Yeah, it's pretty awesome!

[thepointsdomatter]

[Don't worry, she brightens immediately and grabs Saul's hand.]

Yeah! It's still going on! Let's hurry before the lines for the rides get too long!

[OFF WE GOOOOO-wow, how can Rin pull a guy twice her size?]

[mrlivingskull]

[He would've responded, but we've already dimension'd over to the other side. And it's a beautiful carnival setting, all fun and games! Man, when was the last time -- Tanbata? Weird that they didn't do that again this year.]

[Oh and hey, we're used to our own Momo Momone whose inbuilt strength makes the Golden Gauntlets like maudlin and routine, it's cool. Par for the course with Vocabots!]


...Well, how about it. Whatcha wanna do first?

[thepointsdomatter]

[Rin looks around, humming thoughtfully. It seems like the carnival has the usual booths like at a Japanese festival, but also Western amusement park rides in the distance.

And of course those rides is what Rin wants first!]

Can we go on the roller coasters?

[mrlivingskull]

[Ahh, so it does resemble Tanbata a little bit. That makes him more comfortable. Plus it seems to have some of everything!]

Figured you'd pick those. Speed's never a big deal, huh?


[He knows full well the answer, but hey, light banter.]

[thepointsdomatter]

Nope! I probably go faster with my gun than most of these could ever go!

[Giggles and pulls Saul along before pausing.]

Um, Saul-san won't be scared, right?

[mrlivingskull]

A' this? Honey, I faced me down some big ol' mean demons. Shit like this? It don't compare. Not at all.

I can take any ride this place's got.


[Famous last words?]

[thepointsdomatter]

Okay! Then this one?

[Pointing to the taaaalllest and faaaaastest coaster in the park.

Yep. Famous last words.]

/2

[mrlivingskull]

[Saul gives an impressed whistle. Is it genuine or part of the banter? Probably the latter.]

You wantcherself a big boy ride!

[mrlivingskull]

[and then a grin as he grips Rin's shoulder]

Lucky thing we got two champs right here, huh?

[thepointsdomatter]

Right! I've handled test chambers way scarier than this!

[And she grins, remarkably unfazed by the memories of the Enrichment Centre.]

FFFFFF---

[mrlivingskull]

[And that places them both in good company. They've handled trials and challenges most everydudes around here wouldn't ever have to think of facing - and come out alright in the end, no matter the hells. That's actually pretty attractive, on a personal level. Maybe that's why he's drawn to her?]

This here ride won't know what hit it. Let's get on.


[Feeding his confidence much? Hey, Saul, remember - Mei will chew your ass out if anything happens to her sis on your watch. BUT THIS IS A NONISSUE BECAUSE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN]

DON'T LAUGH AT MY TRAUMA

[thepointsdomatter]

[Yep, right in the very back car. That's the place that feels the fastest right?]

I'm ready, I'm ready! Hit me with your best shot!

[NOPE NOPE NOTHING AT ALL also Len may not be very happy either.]

YOUR TRAUMA EXISTS TO BE LAUGHED AT

[mrlivingskull]

[Pshh, forget Len. We're a couple on the edge. Thrills and spills! It's not like I could enjoy this shit with Momo and not feel guilty.]

[Back car? Back car. Let's do it.]


[Bracing himself, madman grin, although he's very tempted to not brace himself just to drive the point home. But no -- thrills and spills don't mean stupidity. He's got to keep enough awareness to fling out some magic in case things start looking lethal.]

[Yeah. Let's do this. Let's ride this baby into the freaking sunset and leave a pair of fire trails in the sky.]

WORST PSYCHOLOGIST EVAR

[thepointsdomatter]

[Tracks? Where we're going, we don't need tracks.

Rin's arms are already up in the air before the coaster even starts moving.]

LIES I'M A PERFECTLY GOOD PSYCHO /2

[mrlivingskull]

[Alright, c'mon now, anytime. Aaanytime. Let's impress the girl by showing her how much we can take. It'd be kinda neat if the coaster really did go off the rails but NO, NOPE, LET'S NOT TEMPT FATE or ourselves, let's show respect to the friends and family and everything]


[Oh! Looks like yer goin', alright then, let's get it on, let's see what you --]

[Look now, look, sudden acceleration, that's good, right. But...this is it? Come on, I was watching you do better than]

[mrlivingskull]

[HOBOY WHAT THE SHIIIIIT we got speed]

[thepointsdomatter]

[Rin screeches in happiness as they head down the steep hill, going faster and faster. Man, we're so fast we could break through the timestream!]